प्रश्न :- जीवन क्या है ?
उत्तर :- Office से बचा हुआ समय!!..
In a factory: A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly..
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary…
Man replied “5000 sir”
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him…
“I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back”
That guy left.
Then CEO asked workers “Who was that guy?”
Workers replied “Pizza delivery Boy Sir”..
Moral: Don’t overreact in every situation.
Employee in Chennai : since heavy rain in Chennai I would not be able to come office ??
Boss : In your resume you have written your hobby is swimming , so you have got a chance to prove your hobby!!
When Human Body was first made, All Parts Wanted to be the Boss.☺
Brain said- I’m Boss, coz I decide.☺
Feet said they want to be the boss and
So did the
Finally Asshole said
I should be the Boss.☺
All parts started laughing.☺
So A$$hole went on Strike,
Blocked itself and refused to open.☺
In a short time,
Ears Emitted Hot Air,
Brain Got Heavy,
Heart and Lungs Panicked…☺
So they all agreed that
A$$hole should be the BOSS !☺
It doesn’t matter how talented you are…?
Any A$$hole can be your Boss !! ☺
This is a CORPORATE Fact.👍
कर्मचारी : सर, शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है आपपर।
मैनेजर : गणपती की छुट्टी नहीं मिलेंगी।
कर्मचारी : सर, सिर्फ शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है… मुंह वैसा ही है, कुत्ते जैसा।
Dedicated to all Software Engineers..
Humaari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge ghalib….
Guzarte hain jo hum kabristan se, toh murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hain “Woh issue resolve hua kya.??” 😂
Biwi, Boss aur Modi main kya common hai??
Tino apne MAN KI BAAT kehte hai, humari to sunte hi nahi..
A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: “Madam, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
Boy: “Madam, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”
Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”
Boy: (with more perseverance) “Madam, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.”
Woman: “No, thank you.”
With a smile on his face, the little boy put the receiver down. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store-owner: “Son….I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”
Boy: “No thanks.”
Store-owner: “But you were really pleading for one.”
Boy: “No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking
This is called “Self-Appraisal”
Give your best and the world comes to you!
Don’t relax or show laziness.. Whole world is watching you!!
A famous quote said by GOD.
“If u don’t fight for what u want,
don’t cry for what u lost…”
“Nothing depends on luck, everything depends on work because,
even luck has to work.”😊