Boss thinks I am sick and wife thinks I am on business trip



Question, what is life

प्रश्न :- जीवन क्या है ?

उत्तर :- Office से बचा हुआ समय!!..


Whenever I feel depressed in life I open my E-Mail spam

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox… I find:

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.

2) I have won 10000000£ and 500000 $ for unknown reasons.

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life..?


Now a days there are many schools

शहर में इतने स्कूल हो गए हैं
कि ऑफिस के लिए साला कोई भी शर्ट खरीदो

किसी ना किसी स्कूल यूनिफार्म से मैच हो ही जाते हैं 😜


Aadhar card registration keliye bheed bahut jyada thi

आधार कार्ड के बंद आफिस के बाहर
लोगों की भीड़
लगी थी।
एक आदमी बार-बार आगे जाने
की कोशिश
करता और लोग उसे पकड़ कर पीछे
खींच लेते।
5-6 बार पीछे खींचे जाने के बाद
वह चिल्लाया:

‘लगे रहो लाइन में सालों, मैं आज
ही नहीं खोलूंगा!’….


When Human Body was first made All Parts Wanted to be the Boss

When Human Body was first made, All Parts Wanted to be the Boss.☺

Brain said- I’m Boss, coz I decide.☺

Feet said they want to be the boss and
So did the
Hands &

Finally Asshole said
I should be the Boss.☺

All parts started laughing.☺

So A$$hole went on Strike,
Blocked itself and refused to open.☺

In a short time,
Hands Cranked,
Eyes Blurred,
Ears Emitted Hot Air,
Brain Got Heavy,
Heart and Lungs Panicked…☺

So they all agreed that
A$$hole should be the BOSS !☺

It doesn’t matter how talented you are…?

Any A$$hole can be your Boss !! ☺
This is a CORPORATE Fact.👍


Clients do not come first Employees come first

Clients do not come first, Employees come first..
If you take care of your employees; they will take care of the clients..



Employee asks for Ganesh Chaturthi leave

कर्मचारी : सर, शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है आपपर।

मैनेजर : गणपती की छुट्टी नहीं मिलेंगी।

कर्मचारी : सर, सिर्फ शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है… मुंह वैसा ही है, कुत्ते जैसा।
‬: 😆😆😆😆😛😅😂😂


Attachment is not when two people chat day and night

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night …

Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other …

Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment …

But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as ‘Increment letter’ and the attached file is missing …

That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment.. ! 😂


Dedicated to all Software Engineers

Dedicated to all Software Engineers..

Humaari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge ghalib….

Guzarte hain jo hum kabristan se, toh murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hain “Woh issue resolve hua kya.??” 😂