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AND I am still Single

8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6.000.000.000 + people
AND I AM STILL SINGLE

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Line between Wishlist and Cart is called AUKAT

The thin line between wishlist and cart is called AUKAT.
line-between-wishlist-cart

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The person who hates you, loves you the most

The person who hates you, loves you the most.

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I don’t insult people I just describe them

I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

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I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

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One person is always right in a relationship

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

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I was driving my Ferrari the alarm woke me up

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

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Don’t drink and drive joke

They say “don’t drink and drive”.
Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my bicycle.
Yeah. I’m a badass.

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You cannot eat me unless you lick me – Ice-cream

You cannot eat me unless you lick me. – Ice-cream