In a factory: A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly..
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary…
Man replied “5000 sir”
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him…
“I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back”
That guy left.
Then CEO asked workers “Who was that guy?”
Workers replied “Pizza delivery Boy Sir”..
Moral: Don’t overreact in every situation.
आठवीं पास शिक्षामंत्री,
हाईस्कूल फेल मंत्री
गाय वाला CM
चपरासी की लाइन मे PHD, Engineer, Graduate.
12 रूपए में बीमा और 150 रूपए में दाल….
ताजमहल ही क्यों ?…. पूरा देश अजूबा घोषित कर दो !!😂
Some Ladies were Sitting in a Park every day. I was observing them daily as they were Talking and Laughing Loudly.
One day I observed everybody was silent. There must be some Serious issue or Incidents Happened.
So I went to one Lady and ask, Why everybody is Silent Today?
The Lady replied, All Are Present Today.
It took me a whole minute to understand this. 😂😂😂
समय’ न लगाओ तय करने में, आप को करना क्या है.
वरना ‘समय’ तय कर लेगा कि, आपका क्या करना है.. .
पैसा एक ही भाषा बोलता है,
अगर तुमने “आज” मुझे बचा लिया तो..
“कल” मै तुम्हे बचा लूंगा
“पैसा फिर कहता है, भले मैं उपर साथ नहीं जाऊंगा पर
जब तक मै नीचे हूँ
तुझे बहुत उपर लेके जाऊंगा..”
Truth of life👌👍
Today I asked myself how to handle life ?
My room gave me the perfect answer –
Roof said: Aim high;
Fan Said: Be cool;
Clock said: Value time;
Calendar said: Be up to date;
Wallet said: Save now for future;
Mirror said: Observe yourself;
Wall said: Share other’s load;
Window said: Expand the vision;
Floor said: Always be down to earth
This was the real msg..
Now the joke begins….
“Then I looked @ my bed. And the bed said: chaddar oadh ke soja pagle…sab moh maya hai.“ 😂😂😂😂
People will always have something to say.. This is our society
This is the difference between USA president and Indian IPS officer.. Shame on us!
End of a relationship.. Man vs Woman reactions
✏Pencil: I’m sorry.
Eraser: For what? You didn’t do anything wrong.
Pencil: I’m sorry, you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That’s true, but I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong, even though one day I know I’ll be gone. I’m actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.
“Our Parents are like the eraser, whereas we children are the pencil. They’re always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes.
Sometimes along the way they get hurt and become smaller (older and eventually pass on)
Take care of your Parents, treat them with kindness and most especially love them.”
Every Share Will Add an Hour To Your Parents Life 👪
This is something worth sharing ❤