बदल गया है जमाना पहले माँ का पेर छू कर निकलते थे,अब मोबाइल की बेटरी फुल करके निकलते है 😂😝
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because, they can’t C# 😀
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
They say “don’t drink and drive”.
Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my bicycle.
Yeah. I’m a badass.
You cannot eat me unless you lick me. – Ice-cream
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. – Banana
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things.. Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone