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How long is the journey from RAJKOT to USA

BAPU calls Airport:

“how long is the journey from

RAJKOT to USA?

Receptenist: Just 1sec sir..

BAPU disconected & says:

“Pi ne bethi lage 6..

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Ek bapu a bija bapu ne puchhyu

Ek bapu a bija bapu ne puchhyu.

Jo hu phone ma 001 dial karu to su thay..?

Bapu2 : thay su?
police ni gadi reverse ma avse..

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Te aa lipstick ketla ni lidhi

Boy: Te aa lipstick ketla ni lidhi

Girl: 💋 lis

Boy: thank u baby for the kiss

Girl: are e dfol chummalis rupiya ni aavi 😠

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Khushbu Gujarat ki

सुबह गांठिया
दोपहर ढोकला
शाम को भजिया
और रात को कायमचूर्ण….😳

फिर अगले सवेरे
” अच्छे दिन” आये तो ठीक..

नहीं तो….
दिन भर “खुशबू गुजरात की” 😜

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Hello bhai su chale che

Kaminey dost

1 : Hello bhai su chale che ?

2 : Bas santi che.. Tu k..

1 : Yaar ek kaam hatu……

2 : Haa, to kari le, pachi vat karsu… Bye..! 😝😝😝😝

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Two passengers in a train asking each other their whereabouts

At midnight in the train; Two passengers asking each other their whereabouts:

Passenger 1:
Pata nahi kahan tak poche hai ?

Passenger 2:
Tere phone me internet chal raha hai ?

Passenger 1:
Nahi !

Passenger 2:
Bas Gujarat aa gaya lagta hai.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Gujarati recharge their internet pack till next andolan

Customer in Gujarat : भैया Internet का रिचार्ज करना….

Shopkeeper : कितने का करू !!
Customer in Gujarat : अगली रेली तक का करदो 😂😂😂

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GUJARATI chatting with ENGLISH Keyboard

Risk of GUJARATI chatting with ENGLISH Keyboard:
GF: Janu hu thodi vaar pahela jor thi PAYDI..!!!

BF: are baap re.. Sacche???

GF: hmmm

BF: ohho, to room freshner maari de jaldi..!!!
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GF: अरे.. “पायदी” नही Jaanu “पयडी” एम कहु छु!!!
😜😜😂😂

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Wife asks her husband which car we will buy this Diwali

Gujarati Mava Special:

Wife: Apde Diwali ma kai navi car lesu??

Husband: Kutri!!😃

Wife: na levi hoy to kai nai….
ane haan…taro baap kutro, tari maa kutri, puru family kutra na bacha😡😡😡

Husband: (Mavo thukine)
Ae behri….Q3!!….Audi Q3 😂😂

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Aapan ne Teachers Ek warning kayyam aapta

Aapne

jyaare

school ma hata

tyare

aapan ne

Teachers

Ek warning kayyam aapta….
” Period
sharu thaay te pehla

Ane

Period
patya pachchi

jetli masti karvi hoy te kari lejo…

Pan

Chaalu period ma koi pan masti karvi nahi….”

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E saalu atyaare samjaay chhe…😜