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SBI and LIC joint venture

STATE BANK OF INDIA और LIC का joint venture…

SBI :
कतार में अंत तक टिके रहोगे ” तो पैसे हम देंगे” ..

LIC :
“नहीं टिक पाये तो हम दे देंगे”… 😜

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Aaj meri Biwi ne apne khazane se 100 ke notes

Aaj meri Biwi ne apne khazane se 100 ke notes ki gaddi nikali.

Kasam se Vo Gazal yaad aa gayi ‘

EK TU HI DHANWAN HAI GORI BAKI SAB KANGAL’

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Aaj Maine ek Chote Bacchhe se poochaa

Attitude…

Aaj Maine ek Chote Bacchhe se poochaa…

“Kaun se school me jaate ho?”

Woh bola

“Mai jata Nahi!..Mujhe bhejte hai”…😏😁
😝😂😝😂😛😂

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Boy proposed a girl – Height of positive attitude

Height of positive attitude:

On chat :-

Boy – I love you…????
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Girl- hahahahaha
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Boy to his friend – bhai, 5 baar ha bolli… pagli bahut pyar karti he mujhse 😀

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Dheere dheere se meri zindagi mein aana – Emoji joke

👰Girl: तुजे कोण सा गाना अच्छा लगता है…

👱🏼Boy:👇👇👇👇👇
💃🏻…………………….🚶🏻
💃🏻…………………..🚶🏻
💃🏻…………………🚶🏻
💃🏻……………….🚶🏻
💃🏻…………….🚶🏻
💃🏻………….🚶🏻
💃🏻……….🚶🏻
💃🏻 ……🚶🏻
💃🏻…..🚶🏻
💃🏻..🚶🏻
💃🏻🚶🏻
…💑…
Girl: अब ये क्या है??👰

Boy:धीरे धीरे से मेरी जींदगी मे आना…😁😝

😄😃😃😂😂😂😜😜

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Te aa lipstick ketla ni lidhi

Boy: Te aa lipstick ketla ni lidhi

Girl: 💋 lis

Boy: thank u baby for the kiss

Girl: are e dfol chummalis rupiya ni aavi 😠

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What are you drinking – Emoji joke

Girl: What are you drinking??
Boy: 🐝👂
Girl: What??

Boy: Beer

Girl: bevde..to ye 🍺 symbol
kya nimbu sarbat ka hai..
😄😄😂😂😂

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Tum yoga kaha se sikhe – Baba Ramdev – Emoji Joke

Now Dis One is Ultimate 👇👇👇👇👇

Girl : Tum yoga kaha se sikhe?

Boy : 😜

Girl : Ab ye kya he ?

Boy : Baba Ramdev!

😝😂😂😂😝

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Girl name is Pari – Emoji joke

Boy: What’s your name ?

Girl:👰👰👰

Boy: ??

Girl : Pari
😂😂

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My name is Dilip – Emoji joke

Girl: what is your name

Boy: ❤💋

Girl: Ab ye kya he?

Boy: Dilip 😜