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When you deny to eat wife’s hand made food

डॉक्टर: “आपके तीन दाँत केसे टूट गये?”
संता : “वाइफ ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी”
डॉक्टर: “तो खाने से मना कर देते”
संता : “जी, वही तो किया था“😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Wife calls her scientist husband

Wife calls her scientist husband…

“Honey.. Its Saturday night ……u r late?”

“Im busy with my team in an experiment”

“Whats that?”

“We’ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH (whiskey) with ambiant temperature H2O(water) and aqueous CO2(soda). To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O(ice), now while waiting for some protein(Paneer tikka), we are fumigating (smoking)the lab with vapours of nicotine(…
It’s 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late.”

“Oh dear.. I won’t disturb you. Take ur time..”😜😆

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Aaj meri Biwi ne apne khazane se 100 ke notes

Aaj meri Biwi ne apne khazane se 100 ke notes ki gaddi nikali.

Kasam se Vo Gazal yaad aa gayi ‘

EK TU HI DHANWAN HAI GORI BAKI SAB KANGAL’