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Question, what is life

प्रश्न :- जीवन क्या है ?

उत्तर :- Office से बचा हुआ समय!!..

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A real confession of an IT Engineer

Confession of an IT Engineer…..

I work in an IT firm and it is pretty common for us to face issues with laptops. We have a service desk that solves our issues when a ticket is raised. One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from Service desk lady after some time and it went this way:

Lady: Hi I’m calling from service desk, what is the problem?

Me: (I explained the problem).

Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?

Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)

Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.

Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.

I opened her profile in lync (it is business version of skype, where you can chat and view the profiles of your company mates etc.) and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague(my college mate) and asked him to have a look at her. He replied “She looks good in some angles”.

I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.

I started searching on linked in instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up – it says

” Could you please stop sharing your screen!!..😂

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Due to heavy rain in Chennai an employee could not go to office

Employee in Chennai : since heavy rain in Chennai I would not be able to come office ??
Boss : In your resume you have written your hobby is swimming , so you have got a chance to prove your hobby!!
😂😤😂?

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HEY INDIA KEEP INCREASING RESERVATIONS

HEY INDIA KEEP INCREASING RESERVATIONS

You take the reserved; we will take your deserved.

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Windows 7 detects potato as an external drive

Windows 7 detects potato as an external drive. Lol 😀

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Bill Gates resigned from MS after receiving an email from Rajinikanth

BREAKING NEWS

Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ after receiving an email from Rajinikanth. It reads:

Saar,

I have some questions for you…. Please yanswer them:

Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba too) There is yeh ‘Start’ button… but no ‘Stop’ button… Rascalaa, where it is?

Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you “laanching” Microsoft Sentence?

Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin… but…there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???

Your name is Bill… But in India they orr selling computers without Bill… Why???

Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates… But you are selling Windows… Why??

With Regards,
Rajinikanth

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When Human Body was first made All Parts Wanted to be the Boss

When Human Body was first made, All Parts Wanted to be the Boss.☺

Brain said- I’m Boss, coz I decide.☺

Feet said they want to be the boss and
So did the
Heart
Lungs,
Hands &
Eyes…..☺

Finally Asshole said
I should be the Boss.☺

All parts started laughing.☺

So A$$hole went on Strike,
Blocked itself and refused to open.☺

In a short time,
Hands Cranked,
Eyes Blurred,
Ears Emitted Hot Air,
Brain Got Heavy,
Heart and Lungs Panicked…☺

So they all agreed that
A$$hole should be the BOSS !☺

Moral:
It doesn’t matter how talented you are…?

Any A$$hole can be your Boss !! ☺
This is a CORPORATE Fact.👍

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Kya tumne source code build kiya

Manager – kya tumne source code build kiya?

Employee- 🏢

Mgr- ye kya hain?

Employee- building … 😁

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Clients do not come first Employees come first

Clients do not come first, Employees come first..
If you take care of your employees; they will take care of the clients..

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Dedicated to all Software Engineers

Dedicated to all Software Engineers..

Humaari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge ghalib….

Guzarte hain jo hum kabristan se, toh murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hain “Woh issue resolve hua kya.??” 😂