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hamare desh ke governor ka naam batao

टीचर – हमारे देश के गवर्नर का नाम बताओ ?

पप्पू – नहीं मालूम!!

टीचर – अरे वही जो नोट पर लिखा होता है..

पप्पू –  जी “सोनम गुप्ता”

टीचर बेहोश.. 😂😂😝😝

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Dominos pe phone aata he pizza keliye

Dominos pizza में फोन आता है

ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।

ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
😬😬😬😬😬

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I thanked Modi on that day itself when

मैंने तो मोदी जी का
शुक्रिया उसी वक्त अदा कर दिया था

जब पड़ोसिन ने बोला था..

आ जाओ……
घर वाले सब बैंक में गए हुए हैं। 🙆😝😆 😂

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According to RBI’s new guidelines on Money Laundering

According to RBI’s new guidelines:

People who forget money in their pants & shirts and send them to their laundry will be immediately arrested on charges of Money Laundering.

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Aaj meri Biwi ne apne khazane se 100 ke notes

Aaj meri Biwi ne apne khazane se 100 ke notes ki gaddi nikali.

Kasam se Vo Gazal yaad aa gayi ‘

EK TU HI DHANWAN HAI GORI BAKI SAB KANGAL’

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Gabbar Kitne admi the – demonetisation

Gabbar : Kitne admi the?
Kalia : Sirf do admi, Sardar.

Gabbar dropped everything and ran to the ATM.

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Isbar bahut thand padegi kyun ki

इस बार बहोत ठंड पड़ेगी

क्योंकि

पैसे की गरमी सबकी निकल गई

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Ek Bar Kejriwal, Modi, Sonia and Kareena Train se ja rahe the

Ek Bar Kejriwal 👨, Modi 🎅, Sonia 👵aur Kareena 👸 Train se ja rahe the.
🚝🚋🚋🚋🚋🚃🚋🚋

Tabhi ek Gufa 🚇 ( tunnel )Aayi aur Kissing 👄 aur thappad 👋Ki aawaz aayi….

Jab train bahar aayi 🚉 to Kejriwal 👨ka Gaal Laal tha….

Sab ke Sab Chup 😷😷😷😷…….

Sonia 👵 soch rahi thi Ke AAM 🍋🍋 ADMI paagal 👻 hote hai , Kejriwal 👨 Ne Kareena 👸 ko Kiss 👄Kiya Hoga, aur thapad 👋 khaya Hoga….

Kareena 👸 soch rahi thi Ke Kejriwal 👨 ne Mujhe Kiss 👄 Karne ke Liye galti se Sonia 👵 Ko Kiss kar liya hoga aur thappad 👋Khaya….

Kejriwal 👨 soch raha tha Ke Modi 🎅 ne Kareena 👸 ko kiss kiya Lekin, Kareena ne Mujhe Samajh kar mujhe thappad Mara..😥

Modi 🎅soch raha tha ek bar fir gufa 🚇aaye aur Main fir se kiss 👄 ki awaj Nikal kar fir jor se kejriwal ko thappad 👋 Maaru… 😡 “Abhi sale ne politics dekhi kaha Hai… 💀👽😿😹😾…………😜
ek dum nyaaaa hai sab ko frwd kr do

Ise khte hai….nano namo

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Digital India having effect in remote villages

Modiji’s digital India having effect in Tamil Nadu remote villages

Kuppusamy had loose motions..He hesitated to say d word loose motion to the doctor..so he explained in new generation style.

Doctor..since morning unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach.
If I recharge within one minute balance becomes nil. Doc can you please deactivate the offer…😳😝😀😀😂😂😂

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Mark Zuckerberg asked Modi about Rahul Gandhi

Mark Zuckerberg- Mr. Modi who is this Rahul Gandhi?
Modi- What is Orkut?
Zuckerberg- hmmm…got it !
😃😃😃😂😂😂😎😎😎