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What is your opinion on Ramayana and Mahabharat

A lawyer was asked ‘What is your opinion on Ramayana and Mahabharat?’

He replied
‘One is Kidnap case and the other is land dispute case 😀😀

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Mubarak aap ko bewda ka tiwhar

दारू की खुशबू,
गांजे की महक;
और सिगरेट का प्यार;
मुबारक हो आपको 10 दिन पहले, बेवड़ो का त्यौहार!
31st coming near.
पियो तो हद कर दो
वर्ना प्रोग्राम रद्द🚫 कर दो..

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There should be a caller tune like this

एक कॉलर ट्यून यह भी होनी चाहिए कि

“जिस व्यक्ति से आप सम्पर्क करना चाहते है वे इस समय रजनीगंधा खा रहे है…….
कृपया थूकने तक प्रतिक्षा करें” !! 😂😂😂😂😂

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CID investigates prem ratan dhan payo

दया: सर, ये तो मर गया है।

ACP: तलाशी लो इसकी

दया

: जेब में कुछ है,
सर ये तो प्रेम रतन धन पायो का टिकट है।
ACP: इसका मतलब समझे दया, आत्महत्या है यह।

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Diwali ki safai chal rahi hai

Diwali ki safai chal rahi hai.. Galti se ghar ki picture send ho gayi..
Please forward mat karna 🙏😝

home-with-full-of-money

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Khushbu Gujarat ki

सुबह गांठिया
दोपहर ढोकला
शाम को भजिया
और रात को कायमचूर्ण….😳

फिर अगले सवेरे
” अच्छे दिन” आये तो ठीक..

नहीं तो….
दिन भर “खुशबू गुजरात की” 😜

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Employee asks for Ganesh Chaturthi leave

कर्मचारी : सर, शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है आपपर।

मैनेजर : गणपती की छुट्टी नहीं मिलेंगी।

कर्मचारी : सर, सिर्फ शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है… मुंह वैसा ही है, कुत्ते जैसा।
‬: 😆😆😆😆😛😅😂😂

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Aaj ka din kyun special hai

Pata he…aaj ka din kyun special hai??

Guess..

Guess..

Nai pata..??

Arey aaj na..

CHATUR aur RANCHO Milne wale the tanki pe..😝😝

5 September..😂😂
Happy Teachers Day!

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Sunny Leone celebrated Raksha Bandhan

This guy has been nominated for Bharat Ratna for celebrating Raksha Bandhan with sunny Leone 😜
sunny-leone-celebrating-rakhi

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A pregnant mother asked her daughter

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, “What do u want-
A brother or a sister?“
Daughter:- Brother
Mother:- Like whom?
Daughter:- Like RAVAN
Mother:- What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your
mind?
Daughter:- Why not Mom? He left all his Royalship &
Kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy’s wife, he didn’t ever
touch her. Why wouldn’t I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his
pregnant wife after listening to a “Dhobi” though his wife
always stood by his side like a shadow? After giving “Agni
Pareeksha” & suffering 14 years of exile.
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when
will you keep on asking for a “RAM” as your son???
Mother was in tears.
Moral:- No one in the world is good or bad. Its just an
interpretation about someone. Change Ur perception
Irony of life :
A temple is a very interesting place – The poor beg
outside & the rich beg inside…
Ultimate philosophy
👍👍👍👍