Ek ladka badi der se uth ta tha

एक लडका बडी देर से उठता था :
एक दिन जल्दी उठ गया

उसका बाप- वाह मेरे बेटे
वाह मेरे शेर
लडका = ना तेरा बेटा; ना तेरा शेर
मूतने उठा था और सोउंगा फीर


What is the difference between Bollywood and Hollywood

बेटा :पिताजी , ये Bollywood or Hollywood kya होता है ?

बाप :-बेटा ,जहाँ लड़की अपने BOLL से खेलने दे वो Bollywood
जहाँ लड़की अपने HOLE से खेलने दे वो HOLLYWOD होता है


Beta pehli war ghar aaye ho to kuch to lena padega

Aunty👵~बेटा पहली बार घर आये हो कुछ तो लेना ही पडेगा!😊

Boy👨~ठीक है आंटी, अपनी बेटी दे दो!😂

Aunty👵~साले दौबारा घर में कदम रखा तो टागें तोड दूंगी!😠


Papa ka haath keyboard ke F5 button jaisa hota he

Papa का हाथ ,कीबोर्ड के F5 बटन जैसा होता है,
जब भी मुँह पर थप्पड पड़ता है…..
बच्चा refresh हो जाता है… 😂😝😜


Mom dad Gharpe nahi hai, Kuch karte hai milke

She💃Mom dad Gharpe nahi hai.. Kuch karte hai milke😉

He🚶: Tu rehne dey…last time bhi tune aise hi bulake laptop format karvaya 😐😜


Mom asked what are you doing Son

MAA : Beta Kya Kar Rahe ho ?
BETA : Padh Raha Hun!

MAA : Excellent !
Kya Padh Rahe ho ?

BETA : Aap Ki Hone Wali
Bahu Ke Messages

*Flying chappal recieved at 140kmph*



Beta maine Tere liye Ladki Dekhi Hai

This one is killer :

Dad :- Beta maine Tere liye Ladki Dekhi Hai.
Wo Rupmati Hai😍
Bhagyvati Hai😊
Gunvati Hai😘
Sarswati Hai…!☺

Son :- Dad me kisi aur se pyaar karta hu aur woh
Garbhavati hai😅




Dear Dad
Sydney is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser.,.

Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail

My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your Dad
Al Habibi. Walah Walah 😜😄😂🚊


Aaj tak tune aisa koi kaam kiya he jisse mera sar uncha hojaye

पापा :- आज तक तूने
कोई ऐसा काम किया है
जिससे मेरा सिर उँचा हुआ हो?
बेटा :- 1 बार आपके सर के नीचे तकिया लगाया था .,

भूल गये?..!!


Parents are like the eraser and we children are the pencil

✏Pencil: I’m sorry.

Eraser: For what? You didn’t do anything wrong.

Pencil: I’m sorry, you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That’s true, but I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong, even though one day I know I’ll be gone. I’m actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.

“Our Parents are like the eraser, whereas we children are the pencil. They’re always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes.

Sometimes along the way they get hurt and become smaller (older and eventually pass on)

Take care of your Parents, treat them with kindness and most especially love them.”

Every Share Will Add an Hour To Your Parents Life 👪
This is something worth sharing :)