Today I asked myself how to handle life

Today I asked myself how to handle life ?
My room gave me the perfect answer –

Roof said: Aim high;

Fan Said: Be cool;

Clock said: Value time;

Calendar said: Be up to date;

Wallet said: Save now for future;

Mirror said: Observe yourself;

Wall said: Share other’s load;

Window said: Expand the vision;

Floor said: Always be down to earth
..; 😳😳😳😳😳😳

This was the real msg..

Now the joke begins….

“Then I looked @ my bed. And the bed said: chaddar oadh ke soja pagle…sab moh maya hai.“ 😂😂😂😂


A pregnant mother asked her daughter

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, “What do u want-
A brother or a sister?“
Daughter:- Brother
Mother:- Like whom?
Daughter:- Like RAVAN
Mother:- What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your
Daughter:- Why not Mom? He left all his Royalship &
Kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy’s wife, he didn’t ever
touch her. Why wouldn’t I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his
pregnant wife after listening to a “Dhobi” though his wife
always stood by his side like a shadow? After giving “Agni
Pareeksha” & suffering 14 years of exile.
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when
will you keep on asking for a “RAM” as your son???
Mother was in tears.
Moral:- No one in the world is good or bad. Its just an
interpretation about someone. Change Ur perception
Irony of life :
A temple is a very interesting place – The poor beg
outside & the rich beg inside…
Ultimate philosophy