Windows 7 detects potato as an external drive. Lol 😀
Bill Gates has resigned as the ‘Chairman of Microsoft’ after receiving an email from Rajinikanth. It reads:
I have some questions for you…. Please yanswer them:
Namba wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Namba too) There is yeh ‘Start’ button… but no ‘Stop’ button… Rascalaa, where it is?
Namba tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you “laanching” Microsoft Sentence?
Namba for) There is yeh Recycle bin… but…there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???
Your name is Bill… But in India they orr selling computers without Bill… Why???
Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates… But you are selling Windows… Why??
Every Database Administrator will agree to this fact.
“Why Kattappa Killed Bahubali” ?
Bahubali was a developer..
Kattappa was the DBA in the same organization..
Bahubali knew the “SA” password.. So, Kattappa decided to kill him instead of changing the “SA” password.. 😀
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because, they can’t C# 😀
Finally a Database Administrator proposed a beautiful lady..
DBA: Will you marry me?
Lady: You are little overweight. I will accept your proposal only after you lose 10KG next week..
DBA: Not a big deal, I have truncated terabytes of databases into megabytes.
(The DBA worked hard in a gym the whole week but did not lose a KG)
DBA texts to the lady on 7th day: ALTER DATABASE COMMAND FAILED. 😀
What is the final title of Microsoft Windows 10?